Oh, yes I would. How else would I have been able to po.....litely greet that Henry guy?

[Nice save.]

...It's probably not what you think, though. Samson wrote back that it'd make a great conversation piece, anyway. Real art made by a real Hero, or something, and then he drew three winking smiley faces and told me to do my best. And he hasn't written since.

[Samson DuVont has a heart of gold and the brain density to match.]

So I think if you wanted to get those free drinks out of him, you still could, if drinking weren't something you should never do again.