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No, it wasn't like that. He very clearly showed interest before I considered doing it. I didn't just—throw myself at somebody random. He acted sort of like you did, when you were amusing yourself with me before we danced.

[babbylon]

Are you certain you weren't charmed?

[Sorry, Hakuno. Gilgamesh just has a hard time believing anyone but himself would show said interest in you.]

[sealeted]

Yeah, he definitely wasn't a Hero who's been here long enough to be Ranked. He wasn't that much like you.

[Hell yes he was. Also, that's perfectly fine, since Hakuno has just as hard a time believing Gilgamesh would show said interest in her.]

[babbylon]

[Bluntly:]

Then stay away from him, as well.

[sealeted]

Mm. If it had been charm magic, what would you have said?

[babbylon]

I would not have said anything.

[sealeted]

[LIAR.]

Yeah, you did seem to have fun playing with that last night.

[babbylon]

I would have killed him.

[sealeted]

What.

[It sounds like she just knocked something over.]

No, seriously, isn't that—isn't that a bit of an overreaction? It was a kiss.

[babbylon]

[Did he stutter.]

If he had forced himself upon you with magic, I would have slain him on the spot.

[sealeted]

[Holy hypocrite, Batman.]

Wait, that—I mean, thank you, it means a lot you'd bother doing that for me, but how is that different from what you did?

[babbylon]

Because I didn't charm you, you idiot.

[sealeted]

[S-She sort of suspected that, yes, but she's seen him—]

No, but you've done it to other people, right?

[babbylon]

Not to you.

[And that's the extent of his willingness to discuss the matter.]

[sealeted]

I'm so far outside your strike zone you've referred to the mere possibility of being with me as beastiality.

[babbylon]

Did you assume that outside my "strike zone"?

[ABORT ABORT ABORT]

[sealeted]

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Okay, so sidestepping THAT, you also specifically once went out of your way to tell me that the most I could hope to be to you as a woman was a maidservant, back when we were getting to know each other in the Moon Cell.

[babbylon]

Are we in the Moon Cell now, Hakuno?

[sealeted]

Not unless BB upped her cruelty even more and I'm being looped in a dream again.

[babbylon]

Then stop comparing our situations.

[sealeted]

Oh—damn it. Again. Sorry. ...you definitely said the beastiality thing here, though. I'm pretty sure. Eighty percent.

[babbylon]

You seem to have a very specific issue revolving around the inability to detect when you are being teased.

[...but it's kind of cute, so he doesn't sound too put out by it. For once.]

[sealeted]

...oh.

[She sounds honestly flustered.]

Oh.

[babbylon]

[HNNNNNNNNNNNG THIS QT 3.14

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You will learn to tell in time, I am sure. That too is part of being human.

[sealeted]

...yeah.

[If her muffled voice is any indication, her face is buried in her hands. Possibly flushed. too bad he can't see just how terribly cute it actually is.

...how do you apologize for assuming somebody would bang an animal? Which is... what she thinks the teasing part was.]

I'm better at the other end of it.