A lot of people were shouting, it was a huge battle! No matter how I look at it, stopping to listen to one conversation in a situation like that is suspicious.
It was three too many. At least. This third letter mentions a few names I haven't gotten any letters from...
[He's thoroughly exasperated. It's hard enough to just sort of care about people, so he can't even imagine what being this invested in something like this feels like.]
The one with the tears on it? Yeah, that guy sounds like he has a lot of... emotions. That level of investment is definitely a bit weird, since I think the most romantic thing we did in front of them was a healing spell and you sarcastically calling me 'princess'.
[In all likelihood, he is not actually going to do anything at all other than shoot them withering looks if he ever runs into them, but this is kind of fun??]
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[He's so tired???]
Just make it abundantly clear that we aren't even friends.
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[He had his chance at content control, and that chance is now gone like him the morning after.]
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I don't know why I bother talking to you when you seem determined to piss me off in new and unusual ways every damn day.
[Lesson learned. Next time he'll just burn the letters and put the hemlock in the corner to good use.]
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[He's being a little overdramatic, but it's a little genuinely unsettling for someone he doesn't even know to try poking into his life like this.
But he's way madder about the implication that Hakuno would ever date a scumbag like him, so it evens out.]
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[She's so unimpressed right now, and she'd be totally thrown if she could read his enigma of a mind because what.
Why is that what he's mad about? Love yourself, Robin.]
Name two people, not counting you and your Carrier, who actually know where you spend 90% of your time on any given day.
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[Whoever that is.
He only names one person because the second is Hakuno.]
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No! I just talk to him sometimes if we run into each other.
[He told Lucio about the Grail War, though, so he likes the kid at least enough to mention it.]
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[No, he's not going to finish that, because he doesn't want to have this conversation.]
This isn't about me, anyway! This is about a bunch of grown men prodding into someone's nonexistent love life like it's any of their business!
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[He's thoroughly exasperated. It's hard enough to just sort of care about people, so he can't even imagine what being this invested in something like this feels like.]
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[She did have that shirtless mana-exchanging hug with Doudanuki, after all...]
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Well, if you get any letters like these ones, let me know. It's only fair, seeing as I'm involved in this whole mess.
[Finding out how large the enemy force is is the first step to success.]
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[In all likelihood, he is not actually going to do anything at all other than shoot them withering looks if he ever runs into them, but this is kind of fun??]