Oh. I guess it's something like that. I had to get notes from them while you were too small to take them.
[He may have implied promises he didn't intend to keep, and stringing them along just enough to keep them complacent seems like better than the alternative, because Robin is a terrible human being.]
None of them are really my type, though. They'll get over it eventually.
[He's not even sure he has a type, as far as romance. He's never really thought about it before.]
Wow, I'm feeling a bit ripped off now. I always just gave you them for free.
[He's so terrible it makes her stomach clench, thinking of him flirting with random students just because she wasn't there. But she cracks a joke to cover it up, because hasn't she always teased him about being a heartbreaker?]
The last times we had that, one, people started assuming we were romantically involved and you flipped out at me, and the second time I was piecing your leg back together.
Oh, yes I would. How else would I have been able to po.....litely greet that Henry guy?
[Nice save.]
...It's probably not what you think, though. Samson wrote back that it'd make a great conversation piece, anyway. Real art made by a real Hero, or something, and then he drew three winking smiley faces and told me to do my best. And he hasn't written since.
[Samson DuVont has a heart of gold and the brain density to match.]
So I think if you wanted to get those free drinks out of him, you still could, if drinking weren't something you should never do again.
Edited (past tense brackets make it sound like robin really did kill him) 2017-01-09 05:44 (UTC)
If I'm going to unlock the door anyway, I might as well just do the whole thing.
[Not involving a third person is the most efficient method, so it falls in line with how he does things. His tone is just a half-step away from defensive, though.]
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[He may have implied promises he didn't intend to keep, and stringing them along just enough to keep them complacent seems like better than the alternative, because Robin is a terrible human being.]
None of them are really my type, though. They'll get over it eventually.
[He's not even sure he has a type, as far as romance. He's never really thought about it before.]
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[He's so terrible it makes her stomach clench, thinking of him flirting with random students just because she wasn't there. But she cracks a joke to cover it up, because hasn't she always teased him about being a heartbreaker?]
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[Jokes aside, she's already gotten a lot more than they ever will from him in the first place.]
But if you feel left out, next time I need notes I'll be sure to put a little more effort into sweet-talking you into handing them over.
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[Just because this isn't exactly a chore for her doesn't mean that he isn't benefitting too!]
You know what? I'll hold you to that. I want to see this for myself now.
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[He's decided there's only a few essential notes to hit for Hakuno, anyway, so it's a matter of coming up with how to present it.]
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[You know, without it being a dead faint due to near-death.]
Well, good luck I suppose.
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[Madly in love with Hakuno as the result of a love charm.
Damn it.]
Bleeding out, one time.
[Nailed it?]
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Well, if you manage it for me, I'll see if I can return the favor sometime. You know, without pain or mortal danger.
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[That's how that works, right?]
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[He wonders briefly how Samson DuVont has been doing since Robin sent him a piece of paper with a bloody handprint on it.]
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[...........kind of counter-productive to give him PAIR RINGS then, isn't it, Hakuno?]
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[He's not going to bring up the rings himself, because then he'd have to come up with an excuse for wearing it on a chain around his neck.]
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[Not the one he threatened to poison, however.]
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[Hence the handprint.]
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[Some of his friends, less so.]
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[To him, at least.]
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[There's that word again.]
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[She says, as if she believes he would let her go drink with strange soldiers alone.]
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[Nice save.]
...It's probably not what you think, though. Samson wrote back that it'd make a great conversation piece, anyway. Real art made by a real Hero, or something, and then he drew three winking smiley faces and told me to do my best. And he hasn't written since.
[Samson DuVont has a heart of gold and the brain density to match.]
So I think if you wanted to get those free drinks out of him, you still could, if drinking weren't something you should never do again.
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[She pulls a face at him.]
I wouldn't get drunk off one or two drinks, sheesh. I know my limit now.
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[Vietnam took care of the latter last time, but since they live together now, that job would naturally fall to Robin.]
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[She's not that inconsiderate.]
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[Not involving a third person is the most efficient method, so it falls in line with how he does things. His tone is just a half-step away from defensive, though.]
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i cant believe you just let me leave broken html in there like that
oh oops
i say that like it isn't my fault for breaking the html in the first place
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1/2, we've gone full circle
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