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[babbylon]

[Gilgamesh has ended the call.]

Hakuno restarts the call

[sealeted]

No no no, I didn't—

[She scrubs a hand over her face.]

Oh my god, no. I just... a kiss. I wanted to try doing it myself, instead of always being taken by surprised.

[Stop running away, damn you.]

Gilgamesh sharpens a bloody dagger in the background

[babbylon]

I do not wish to hear of it. You and your misadventures with the populace.

[Because apparently it's fine for Gilgamesh to discuss his own, but not Hakuno.]

oh my god why

[sealeted]

My... what? How does it count as a misadventure if it hasn't backfired on me?

[babbylon]

Yet.

[Somehow Gilgamesh can make even a single word sound utterly damning...]

[sealeted]

No, he's, he was probably a VIP. He seemed like that. I'll probably never even see him again.

[babbylon]

Fine. I hope he forgets all about you.

[Now you're just being mean, Gil...]

[sealeted]

Well, I wouldn't go that far. If we ever meet in the street, I'm just hoping he won't think I'm the girl in the red dress.

[babbylon]

You won't be the girl in any dress if you go falling all over everyone who shows you the slightest bit of courtesy.

[sealeted]

No, it wasn't like that. He very clearly showed interest before I considered doing it. I didn't just—throw myself at somebody random. He acted sort of like you did, when you were amusing yourself with me before we danced.

[babbylon]

Are you certain you weren't charmed?

[Sorry, Hakuno. Gilgamesh just has a hard time believing anyone but himself would show said interest in you.]

[sealeted]

Yeah, he definitely wasn't a Hero who's been here long enough to be Ranked. He wasn't that much like you.

[Hell yes he was. Also, that's perfectly fine, since Hakuno has just as hard a time believing Gilgamesh would show said interest in her.]

[babbylon]

[Bluntly:]

Then stay away from him, as well.

[sealeted]

Mm. If it had been charm magic, what would you have said?

[babbylon]

I would not have said anything.

[sealeted]

[LIAR.]

Yeah, you did seem to have fun playing with that last night.

[babbylon]

I would have killed him.

[sealeted]

What.

[It sounds like she just knocked something over.]

No, seriously, isn't that—isn't that a bit of an overreaction? It was a kiss.

[babbylon]

[Did he stutter.]

If he had forced himself upon you with magic, I would have slain him on the spot.

[sealeted]

[Holy hypocrite, Batman.]

Wait, that—I mean, thank you, it means a lot you'd bother doing that for me, but how is that different from what you did?

[babbylon]

Because I didn't charm you, you idiot.

[sealeted]

[S-She sort of suspected that, yes, but she's seen him—]

No, but you've done it to other people, right?

[babbylon]

Not to you.

[And that's the extent of his willingness to discuss the matter.]

[sealeted]

I'm so far outside your strike zone you've referred to the mere possibility of being with me as beastiality.

[babbylon]

Did you assume that outside my "strike zone"?

[ABORT ABORT ABORT]